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Q: What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: The train says “chew chew chew”. The teacher say “spit out that gum”!
Isaac, Age 9
Q: What did the plate say to the other plate?
A: No thanks I’m full!
Miranda, Age 12
Q: Why did they put a fence around the cemetery?
A: Because people are dying to get in!
James, Age 12
Q: Why did the elephant cross the road!
A: It was the chicken's day off!
Alexandra, Age 9
Q: What kind of pants does ghosts where?
A: Boo jeans!
Kymora, Age 7
Q: What do you call a camel going back wards?
A: A hump back!
Leeshee, Age 8.5
Q: Why can't you tell an egg a Joke?
A: It will crack up!
Lexi, Age 12
Q: Who is the king of school supplies?
A: The ruler!
Danielle, Age 9
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: Incase he got a hole in one!
Zoe, Age 9
Q: What does a rabbit use when it gets wet?
A: A hare dryer!
Marilyn, Age 9
Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?
A: In a Snow Bank!
Marina, Age 6
Q: Why did the students eat their homework?
A: Because thier teacher said it was a peace of cake!
Zack, Age 10
Q: Why is the moon like a dollar?
A: Because it has four quarters!
Zoe, Age 9
Q: Why did the skeleton go to the barbeque?
A: He wanted to get some ribs!
Q: Why did the child start slicing his chart?
A: It was a pie chart!
Sami, Age 9
Q: What happens if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite!
Megan, Age 8
Knock knock!
Banana!
Banana who?
Banana split!
Kennedi, Age 9
Q: Where does an ailen park his spaceship?
A: At a parking meteor!
Timothy, Age 10
Q: What gets wetter as it dries?
A: A towel!
Deanna, Age 7
Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Have you ever seen a bunny wearing glasses?
Eryka, Age 9
Q: What do you call a pig on the high way?
A: A road hog!
Aaron, Age 9
Q: How do you know when it's raining cats and dogs?
A: When you step in a poodle!
Abby, Age 8
Q: What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't come?
A: Some day my prints will come!
Mary, Age 9
Q: Why did the kid eat his homework?
A: Beacause his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Peachez, Age 13
Q: What does a lion say in France?
A: Bonroar!
Kristen, Age 8
Q: What did the foot say to quiet the shoe?
A:
Put a sock in it!
Hannah, Age 10
Q: Why did the golfer bring 2 pairs of pants?
A: Incase he got a hole in 1!
Kiana, Age 8
Q: Why did the boy throw the alarm clock out the window?
A: To see time fly !
Kirsten, Age 10
Q: Did you hear the story of how King Kong came down from the empire state building?
A: Never mind-you'd never fall for it!
Vittorio, Age 10
Q: What’s a tick’s favorite thing to do?
A: Eat tick tacks!
Nicole, Age 9
Q: What do you get when King Kong sneezes?
A: Out of the way!
Vittorio, Age 10
Why is it that you park in a driveway but drive in a parking lot?
Nichole, Age 11
Q: What do you get when a snowman and vampire get married?
A: You get frostbite!
Zachary, Age 9
Q: Why didn’t the tiger play hide and go seek?
A: Because he always got spotted!
Randi, Age 7
More Jokes...
Q: What did the tree say when spring came?
A: What a re-leaf!
Hannah, Age 10
Q: What's a cow's favorite holiday?
A: Moo Year’s Day!
Donald, Age 12
Q: What did the ghost say to the other ghost?
A: Get a life!
Jenna, Age 14
Q: What kind of horse did the headless horseman ride?
A: A nightmare!
Hannah, Age 10
Q: How do you know if a spider is cool
A: If it has it own WEBsite!
Alanah, Age 9
Q: Why did the mushroom go to the park?
A: Because he is a fun guy.(fungi)
Kristen, Age 11
Q: Where does Santa go swimming?
A: At the North Pool!
Hannah, Age 10
Q: What’s a cow’s Favorite Subject?
A: MOOOOsic
Savannah, Age 7
You can pick your Friends,
You can pick your boogers,
The difference is you can't wipe your Friends on the couch! Nadianna, Age 10
Q: What do you call a wet dog?
A: A soggy doggy!
Leah, Age 9
Q: What is black and white, black and white and black and white?
A: A penguin rolling down a hill!
Dakota, Age 5
Q: What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton before they ate?
A: Bone Appetit!
Caleb & Zach, Ages 8 & 7
Q: What did the sun say to the iceberg?
A: Are you getting cold down there?
Colton, Age 5
Q: What is a ticks favorite game?
A: Tick Tac Toe!
Zee, Age 4
Q: What animal always sleeps with their shoes on?
A: A horse!
Hillary, Age 9
Q: Why couldn't the kids go to the pirate movie?
A: It was rated Aaarrr!
Emily, Age 6
Q: Why did the crabby patty go to the gym?
A: It wanted better buns!
Bobbie, Age 6
Q: Why did someone throw butter out the window?
A: To see the butter-fly!
Christian, Age 6
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
What, Where, How!
What, Where, How, Who?
Stop asking me questions!
Leah, Age 7
Q: What kind of car does Mickey Mouse drive?
A: A Mini van!
Natalie, Age 8
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Peas!
Peas who?
Split pea soup sure is yummy!
Jenna, Age 4
Q: Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
A: At the baa-baa shop.
Lindsey, Age 7
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Carrot!
Carrot who?
Carrot me back home!
Hannah, Age 13
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Shelby!
Shelby who?
Shelby comin round the moutin when she comes!
Connor, Age7
Q: What did the security guard say to the firefly?
A: Halt! Who glows there!
Daisia, Age 9
Q: What time was it when the elephant sat on the fence?
A: Time to get a new fence!
Connor, Age 7
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut who?
Dooughnut open until Christmas!
Alex, Age 6
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
You!
You who?
Did you say moo!
Ashlyn, Age 6
Q: Where do sheep buy their clothes?
A: Lamb shops!
Daisia, Age 6
Q: What's yellow, plastic, and holds up banks?
A: A rubber duckie!
Daisia, Age 7
Q: What do you call a X that just got out of the bathtub?
A: A clean X!
Lindey, Age 7
Q: Why would Snow White make a great judge?
A: Because she is fairest of them all!
Daisia, Age 9
Q: What telephone number does a pig call when it gats into trouble?
A: Swine one one!
Morgan, Age 10
Q: What did the pimk panther say when he stepped on a ant?
A: Dead ant dead ant dead ant!
Kirk, Age 9
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Yolehe!
Yolehe who?
Stop yodiling and I'll tell you!
Benjamin, Age 6
Q: What happened when the duck was arrested?
A: It quacked under pressure!
Daisia, Age 9
Q: What did one candle say to the other candle!
A: Are you going out to night?
Benjamin, Age 6
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Barbie!
Barbie Who?
Bar B Que Chicken!
Elizabeth, Age 7
Q: Why did the vampire go to the snowbank?
A: To get frostbite!
James, Age 6
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