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A cowboy went to town on Sunday on got to town on a Friday. It only took him 3 days to get to town.
Q: How is that possible?
A: His horse's name is Sunday?
Amanda, Age 11
Q: What did the scarf say to the hat?
A: You go ahead and I'll hang around!
Jason, Age 9
Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Because you've never seen rabbits wearing glasses!
Jan, Age 6
Q: Why did the doctor get mad?
A: Because he ran out of patients!
Bailey, Age 9
Q: Which would be better, an old 10 dollar bill or a new one?
A: An old 10 because, 10 is worth more than 1!
Morgan, Age 10
Q: What is a cat\'s owner?
A: A purr-son!
Jason, Age 9
Q: Why did the man with a pony tail go see his doctor?
A: Because he was a little hoarse!
Joseph, Age 6
Q: What do you always call a bee who is complaining?
A: A grumble bee!
Jenise, Age 8
Q: How did the rose learn how to ride it\'s bike?
A: By pushing it's pedals!
Morgan, Age 10
Q: What do you do to get a squirrel down?
A: Act like a nut!
Ambernette, Age 7
Q: What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A: A slow poke
Kylah, Age 9
Q: Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly!
Alyssa, Age 7
Q: What kind of furniture is best at talent shows? A: Musical chairs!
Armando, Age 9
Q: What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A: A Gummy Bear!
Leia, Age 9
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!
Annalysa, Age 9
Q: What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?
A: A slow poke!
Kylah, Age 9
Q: What do frogs wear on there feet in the summer?
A: Open toad shoes!
Griffin, Age 4
Q: What part of a fish weighs the most?
A: The scales!
Katelyn, Age 10
Q: What did the envilope say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and will go places!
Brandi, Age 10
Q: What do spiders like with their hamburgers?
A: French flies!
Kayla, Age 9
Q: What do you call a black Eskimo dog?
A: A dusky husky!
Carson, Age 4
Q: What Did The Chef Say To The Skeleton
A: Bone petite
Asia, Age 10
Q: What do chickens eat?
A: Eggnog.
Katia, Age 11
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: becuse he wanted to go to the body shop!
Abby, Age 12
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
Teianna, Age 9
Q: What is gray, carries a bunch of flowers, and cheers you up when you are ill?
A: A get wellephant!
Katrina, Age 11
Q: What is full of holes but still holds water?
A: A sponge!
Callie, Age 4
Q: Why did the man throw the clock out the window?
A: To see time fly!
GIANNA, Age 6
Q: What did one math book say to the other math book?
A: You think you got problems!
Ari, Age 7
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!
Jeremy, Age 8
Q: How is cat food sold?
A: Usually purr can!
Bobbi, Age 8
Q: Why was the kitchen having math problems?
A: Its counter was gone!
Emma, Age 9
Knock, Knock
Who\'s there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it is cold outside!
Parnika, Age 11
Q: What do you call a kangaroo that jumps a lot?
A: Jumparoo
Kayla, Age 9
Q: What kind of crackers do ducks eat?
A: Quakers!
Tanner, Age 10
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
CAT!
CAT Who?
Cat not tail you. ha ha!
Courtney, Age 8
Q. What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A. A Gummy Bear!
Leah, Age 6
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