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Q: What do you get when you cross a canary with an elephant?
A: I dont know what but I do know that you get a whole bunch of broken telephone poles!
Lee, Age 6
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana
Banana who ?
Banana
Banana who?
Orange you glad i didn't say banana!
Daisia, Ag 6
Q: How come they never look for crooks in church?
A: Because crime doesn’t pray
Daisia, Age 9
Q: Why did the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks!
Danielle, Age 9
Q:Where did the werewolf stay?
A:At the wolf lounge
Brandon, Age 10
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Woody!
Woody who?
Woody let me in?
Kailey, Age 7
Q: Why is there not enough bacon in the world now?
A: The pigs are learning pork CHOP!
Joshua, Age 10
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Little old lady
little old lady who?
I didn`t know you could Yodel!
Jasmine, Age 7
Q: What do people think about rocks?
A: They rock!
Kate, Age 7
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Car!
Car who?
Car go beep beep!
Raghan, Age 7
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Alaska!
Alaskka who?
Alaska one more question!
Spencer, Age 8
Q: What do you get when you cross a spoon with a fork?
A: A Spork!
Michelle, Age 11
Q: Why was the elephant's trunk so ugly?
A: Because he'd just had a trunk lift!
Erica, Age 11
Q: Why did the chicken Across the road?
A: He wanted to get around!
Michaila, Age 7
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers!
Allie, Age 7
Q: Why are elephants gray?
A: So you can tell them apart canaries!
Jack, Age 8
Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A: Because he wanted to get to the bottom!
Katie, Age 8
Q: Why did the spider cross the road?
A: To get to Webb City!
Juliane, Age 9
Q: Why are the best detectives always in bed?
A: Because they're under cover!
Erica, Age 9
Q: What did the owl say to the mouse?
A: Hoot!
Marie, Age 9
Q: What's a pig with no eyes?
A: pg!
Karen, Age 9
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
NE
NE who?
NE body home?
Jordan, Age 8
Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Cuz seven eight nine!
Hanna, Age 8
Q: What can you catch but not throw?
A: A cold!
Bradley, Age 8
Q: What did the banana say to the ice cream?
A: Let's split!
Travion, Age 7
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Clock!
Clock who?
Did your clock moo?
Ashlyn, Age 6
Q: Why did the bee cross the road?
A: To get to the other hive!
Savannah, Age6
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go dancing?
A: He had no body to dance with!
Savannah, Age 6
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Meg.
Meg who?
Meg up your mind.
Morgan, Age 10
Q: What is a scarecrow's favorite food?
A: Strawberries!
Katelyn, Age 6
Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white and blue?
A: A penguin falling down stairs!
Damon, Age 7
Q: How do you make a sick bird better?
A: You give it TWEET-MENT!
Landon, Age 8
Q: What does a horse say at night?
A: Good neight?
Jake, Age 11
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Owls go!
Owls go who?
Thats right they do!
Dustin, Age 8
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Me!
Me who?
You don't know who I am?
Lance, Age 8
Q: What is Black and White and Read all over?
A: A Newspaper
Taylor, Age 13
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the rode?
A: Because he had no guts!
Tanner, Age 7
Q: Why did the pretzels run away?
A: Because they didn’t want to be eaten by the ghost!
Breanna, Age 7
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cargo!
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep!
Anita, Age 8
Q: What did the four dogs say to there owners?
A: Who let the dogs out ruff ruff ruff ruff!
Brittany, Age 7
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ben!
Ben who?
Ben knocking all day!
Zachary, Age 10
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo Who?
Don't cry it's just a joke!
Dakota, Age 4
Q: What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
A: You are looking sharp. - -
Tanner, Age 9
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: Because he hade no body to go with!
Tanner, Age 7
Clarabell was a cow, she tried to crow like a rooster but when she crowed in stead of saying “cock-a-doodle-doo” she said “cock-a-doodle-moooo”
Mikayla, Age 8
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ach!
Ach who?
Bless you! Do you have a cold?
Dwayne, Age 8
Q: What room has no walls, no doors and no windows?
A: Mushroom!
Ryan, Age 8
Q: What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
A: Let’s draw!
Tanner, Age 9
Q: What medicine does Dracula drink when he is sick?
A: Coffin drops!
Cynthia, Age 8
Q: What did the hammer say to the other hammer?
A: I broke a nail!
Colten, Age 11
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cow’s say!
Cow’s say who?
No cow’s say moo!!
Denise, Age 9
Q: Where does the catcher sit for Dinner?
A: Behind the plate!
Zack, Age 7
Q: What do you call a bull that swallowed a stick of dynamite?
A: (A-bomb-in-a-bull) !
Connor, Age 9
Q: What did one broom say to the other at night?
A: Sweep Tight!
Hannah, Age 10
Q: Why do cows where bells?
A: Because there horns don’t work!
Thomas, Age 8
Q: What did the girl melon say when the boy melon proposed?
A: We’re too young we cantaloupe.
Zack, Age 7
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tank!
Tank who?
Tank you,your welcome!
Delone , Age 10
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dwain!
Dwain who?
Dwain the bath tub... I’m Dwowning!
Crystal, Age 4
Q: What do you call a queen who plays golf?
A: The queen of clubs!
Amy, Age 12
Q: What did the butterfly say to the ant?
A: I like to go skydiving - -
Dallas, Age 8
Q:What happened to Yasmin when she couldn’t figure out a math problem?
A: She said "I have a really big problem"
Dallas, Age 8
Q: Why did the vampire cross the road?
A: To get to the UNDER side!
Nichole, Age 11
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
You don't need to cry about it!
Raelen, Age 5
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Banana split!
Deaja, Age 10
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut who?
Doughnut mind me I'm fine!
Hannah, Age 7
Q: What's invisible and smells like bananas?
A: Monkey Breath!
Rachel, Age 12
Q: Why did the basketball coach flood the gym?
A: Because he wanted the players to sink some baskets.
AMY, Age 12
Q: What ware glass shoes and weighs about 5,000 pounds?
A: Cindelaphant
Amy, Age 11
Q: What did one rock say to the other rock?
A: Nothing silly, rocks can't talk.
Hailey, Age 5
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rita!
Rita Who?
Rita (read a) book! You might learn something.
Erika, Age 11
Q: Why did Sponge Bob were two shirts to golf?
A: In case he got a hole in one.
Brooke, Age 10
Q: Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?
A: He wanted to watch time fly!
Madisson, Age 7
Q: Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Madden, Age 9
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A:
Because it had no-body to go with!
Arrie, Age 10
Q: What is black, white and green?
A:
Two zebras fighting over a pickle!
Demi, Age 10
Q: What do you get when you cross Luke Skywalker and a whopper?
A:
Luke Skywhopper!
Trever, Age 10
Q: What fish doesn't like to share?
A:
A shell-fish!
Hannah, Age 8
Q: Why does Spongebob prefer saltwater?
A: Because pepperwater makes him sneeze!
Ty, Age 9
Do you want to hear a construction joke?
Sorry, I'm still working on it!
Sam, Age 9
Q: What do you get when you cross a teacher with a chicken?
A: Eggxams!
Danny, Age 7
Q: Why is the flower such a good bike rider?
A: Because it has pedals!
Amelia, Age 6
Q: What does a skeleton say when he is going to eat?
A: Bone appetite!
Joel, Age 10
Q: What is a tree's favorite drink?
A: Root beer!
Kacy, Age 8
Q: Why did a kid bring a ladder to school?
A: Because he wanted to go to high-school!
Rylee, Age 8
Q: What is green and very dangerous?
A: Shark-infested lime jell-o!
Izabel, Age 8
Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A: To get his quarter back!
Taylor, Age 10
Q: What are a duck’s favorite snacks?
A: Quackers!
Julia, Age 6
Q: What do you call an alligator that goes undercover?
A: An investi-gator!
Alli, Age 10
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the feather slide!
Julia, Age 6
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side!
Julia, Age 6
Q: What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk?
A: Winnie the Pew!
Alli, Age 10
Q: Where did the sheep get his hair cut?
A: At the baa baa shop!
Alli, Age 10
Q: Why is baseball like a cake?
A: Because they both need a batter!
Alli, Age 10
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh!
Carly, Age 12
Q: How do you know when it’s raining cats and dogs outside?
A: When you step in a poodle!
Erica, Age 10
Q: If a car doesn’t have enough room, where does it put its stuff?
A: In its elephant!
Amanda, Age 9
Q: Where does a cow go on dates?
A: The mooovies!
Amanda, Age 5
Q: How did the chimp escape from his cage?
A: He used a monkey wrench!
Julia, Age 9
Q: Why didn't the Skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have enough Guts!
Alli, Age 10
Q: What did the snail say while riding on the back of turtle?
A: WEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Steve, Age 5
Q: Where did Washington keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies!
Katie Jo, Age 11
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: Becuase he wanted to go to the mooooovies!
Dana, Age 9
Q: What do you call a tuna that won't cross the sea?
A: The chicken of the sea!
Justin, Age 9
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup!
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Emily, Age 10
Q: Why did the policeman pull the banana over?
A: For peeling out!
Billy, Age 8
Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue!
Philip, Age 10
Waiter: How may I help you?
Customer: I will have a salad.
Waiter: With pleasure.
Customer: No, with salad dressing!
Joselyn, Age 10
Q: What did the scarf say to the toupee?
A: You go on a head, I'll go around!
Kara, Age 10
Q: What does a pickle say when it wants to play cards?
A: Dill me in!
Megan, Age 8
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A: Milk and quackers!
Brian, Age 8
Q: What do you call a female horse that stays up all night?
A: Night-mare!
Evan, Age 6
Q: What did the bug say when he hit the window?
A: I don't have the guts to do that again!
Jadie, Age 4
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8(ate) 9!
Mary, Age 8
Q: What is a tree's favorite drink?
A: Rootbeer!
Kacy, Age 7
Q: What room is impossible to die in?
A: The living room!
Cristina, Age 10
Q: What is the difference between a train and a teacher?
A: A teacher tells you to spit out your gum, but a train says, "Chew Chew!"
Miranda, Age 11
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
A: Swimtrunks!
Dalaney, Age 10
Q: Why don't rubber-bands write stories?
A: They don't like to stretch their minds!
Kyra, Age 8
Q: What are dog’s favorite kind of points?
A: Bone-us points!
Kyra, Age 8
Q: What do you call a corn-on-the-cob that tells bad jokes?
A: Corny!
Ashlynn, Age 7
Q: Where does a cow go to learn about history?
A: The MOOOOSEUM!
Xena, Age 11
Q: How do you keep a bull from charging?
A: By taking away his credit card!
Zana, Age 5
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a steak!
Andrew, Age 13
Q: What is Dracula’s favorite bean?
A: A human bean!
Kimberly, Age 9
Q: What is a wolf’s favorite holiday?
A: Howl-oween!
Madison, Age 9
Q: What do you call a snail on a ship?
A: A snailer!
Valeska, Age 7
Q: What did Washington wash?
A: A New Jersey!
Alexa, Age 13
Q: Why did the tourist throw his radio into the sea?
A: Because he wanted to see radio waves!
Raven, Age 11
Dad: Son, you have your shoes on the wrong feet.
Son: But these are the only feet I have!
Felecia, Age 12
Q: What does the lumberjack say when he doesn’t know the answer? A: I’m stumped!
Abigail, Age 8
Q: How do you say hi to a light bulb?
A: Watt's up?
Abbey, Age 8
Q: Why can't it rain two days in a row?
A: Because there's a night in between!
Morgan, Age 10
Q: Who did the ghost go to the movies with?
A: His ghoulfriend!
Sandra, Age 14
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Stan!
Stan who?
Stan back cause I’m coming through the door!
Lauren, Age 11
Q: One hundred copycats are sitting on a bridge. One fell over, how many are left?
A: None, they were copy cats!
Tristan & Aidan, Ages 10 & 6
Q. Why did Granny put rollerskats on her rocking-chair?
A. Because she wanted to rock & roll!
Alexis, Age 8
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce come in!
Sadie, Age 5
Q: How can you tell that the ocean is friendly?
A: It waves!
Amani, Age 9
Q: What does a penguin sing on its birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Madi, Age 7
Q: What did the duck say to the shop owner after he bought something? A: Put this on my bill!
Alexandra, Age 8
Q: Why did the golfer where two pairs of pants?
A: Because he got a hole in one!
Max, Age 8
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and an angel?
A: A Saint Bernard!
Kelly, Age 10
Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt!
Sarah, Age 10
Q: What is the hardest part of skate boarding?
A: The concrete!
Dean, Age 7
Q: What do U.S. football linebackers eat cereal from?
A: A super bowl!
Kayla, Age 9
Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: Porkchop!
Cameron, Age 9
Q: What dos a cat put on a mouseburger?
A: Catsup!
Rebecca, Age 10
Q: What day do chickens hate the most?
A: Fry-day!
Jordyn, Age 9
Q: Why did the kleenex dance across the table?
A: Because there was a boogie in it!
Shayne, Age 8
Q: What is a cat's favorite breakfast?
A: Micekrispies!
Jordyn, Age 9
Q: What do you call a fish with two knees?
A: A tuny fish!
Alissa, Age 9
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You're welcome!
Owen, Age 5
Q: What is a cd's favorite kind of dance?
A: The disc-o!
Jessica, Age 12
Q: What makes music on twenty-nine legs?
A: A school band!
Jessica, Age 12
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because it didn't have the guts!
Noah, Age 10
Q: Why did the monster go to the party?
A: Because he was a boogie man!
Kayla, Age 9
Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped
on?
A: It let out a little "wine!"
Adison, Age 6
Q: What happens to cows in earthquakes?
A: They make milkshakes!
Ashlyn, Age 10
I asked my freind why his nose was red and puffy and
he said, "because I smelled a brose." I said, "there
isn't a 'b' in rose."
He said, "well there was in that one!"
Haley, Age 8
Q: What do you get when you cross a centipede and
a parrot?
A. A walkietalkie!
Obed, Age 10
Q: What kind of key is used to open a banana?
A: Monkey!
Barrington, Age 13
Q: What is a bee sound like flying backwards?
A: zzub,zzub,zzub!
Joseph, Age 8
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin!
Justin Who?
You're Justin time for dinner!
Katherine, Age 11
Q: What do monkeys use to hang there stuff?
A: T-ape!
Spencer, Age 11
Q: What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
A: Hailing cabs!
Nick, Age 13
Q: When is the best time to go to the dentist?
A: Tooth hurty!
Memona, Age 7
Q: Why did the children eat their homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Vahini, Age 7
Q: What did the dog think of the sandpaper?
A: Ruff!
Matthew, Age 9
Q: A duck and a horse went out to eat; who paid?
A: The duck because he had the bill!
Kelsey, Age 9
Q: What do you get if you cross a snake and a kangaroo?
A: A jump rope!
Georgine, Age 11
Q: What's a scientist's favorite kind of candy?
A: Experi-mints!
Taylor, Age 12
Q: How many deer does it take to build Abraham Lincoln?
A: Five bucks!
Elizabeth
Knock Knock!
Who`s There?
Cargo!
Cargo who?
No, cargo beep beep!
Laura, Age 10
Q: What is a boxer's favorite drink?
A: Fruit punch!
G, Age 9
Q: Why was the picture in jail?
A: Because it got framed!
Keji, Age 9
Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: You take away its credit card!
Madyson, Age 3
Q: What has 8 wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!
Mairen, Age 9
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
Kyana, Age 7
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cows say!
Cows say who?
No, cows say moo!
Lauren, Age 11
Q: What room does a ghost dislike?
A: The living room!
Laurichelle, Age 12
Q: What is a bunny's favorite music?
A: Hippidy hop!
Amber, Age 9
Q: Why shouldn't you tell jokes when your ice skating?
A: Because the ice might crack up!
Kristen, Age 11
Q: What is Spongebob's favorite dance?
A: The square dance!
Emily, Age 9
Q: What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
A: Wrap!
Emily & Brittany, Ages 9 & 10
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Kanga!
Kanga who?
No, Kangaroo!
Bree, Age 9
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