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Q: What do you get when you cross a canary with an elephant?
A: I dont know what but I do know that you get a whole bunch of broken telephone poles!
Lee, Age 6
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana
Banana who ?
Banana
Banana who?
Orange you glad i didn't say banana!
Daisia, Ag 6
Q: How come they never look for crooks in church?
A: Because crime doesn’t pray
Daisia, Age 9
Q: Why did the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks!
Danielle, Age 9
Q:Where did the werewolf stay?
A:At the wolf lounge
Brandon, Age 10
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Woody!
Woody who?
Woody let me in?
Kailey, Age 7
Q: Why is there not enough bacon in the world now?
A: The pigs are learning pork CHOP!
Joshua, Age 10
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Little old lady
little old lady who?
I didn`t know you could Yodel!
Jasmine, Age 7
Q: What do people think about rocks?
A: They rock!
Kate, Age 7
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Car!
Car who?
Car go beep beep!
Raghan, Age 7
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Alaska!
Alaskka who?
Alaska one more question!
Spencer, Age 8
Q: What do you get when you cross a spoon with a fork?
A: A Spork!
Michelle, Age 11
Q: Why was the elephant's trunk so ugly?
A: Because he'd just had a trunk lift!
Erica, Age 11
Q: Why did the chicken Across the road?
A: He wanted to get around!
Michaila, Age 7
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers!
Allie, Age 7
Q: Why are elephants gray?
A: So you can tell them apart canaries!
Jack, Age 8
Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A: Because he wanted to get to the bottom!
Katie, Age 8
Q: Why did the spider cross the road?
A: To get to Webb City!
Juliane, Age 9
Q: Why are the best detectives always in bed?
A: Because they're under cover!
Erica, Age 9
Q: What did the owl say to the mouse?
A: Hoot!
Marie, Age 9
Q: What's a pig with no eyes?
A: pg!
Karen, Age 9
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
NE
NE who?
NE body home?
Jordan, Age 8
Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Cuz seven eight nine!
Hanna, Age 8
Q: What can you catch but not throw?
A: A cold!
Bradley, Age 8
Q: What did the banana say to the ice cream?
A: Let's split!
Travion, Age 7
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Clock!
Clock who?
Did your clock moo?
Ashlyn, Age 6
Q: Why did the bee cross the road?
A: To get to the other hive!
Savannah, Age6
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go dancing?
A: He had no body to dance with!
Savannah, Age 6
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Meg.
Meg who?
Meg up your mind.
Morgan, Age 10
Q: What is a scarecrow's favorite food?
A: Strawberries!
Katelyn, Age 6
Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white and blue?
A: A penguin falling down stairs!
Damon, Age 7
Q: How do you make a sick bird better?
A: You give it TWEET-MENT!
Landon, Age 8
Q: What does a horse say at night?
A: Good neight?
Jake, Age 11
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Owls go!
Owls go who?
Thats right they do!
Dustin, Age 8
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Me!
Me who?
You don't know who I am?
Lance, Age 8
Q: What is Black and White and Read all over?
A: A Newspaper
Taylor, Age 13
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the rode?
A: Because he had no guts!
Tanner, Age 7
Q: Why did the pretzels run away?
A: Because they didn’t want to be eaten by the ghost!
Breanna, Age 7
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cargo!
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep!
Anita, Age 8
Q: What did the four dogs say to there owners?
A: Who let the dogs out ruff ruff ruff ruff!
Brittany, Age 7
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ben!
Ben who?
Ben knocking all day!
Zachary, Age 10
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo Who?
Don't cry it's just a joke!
Dakota, Age 4
Q: What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
A: You are looking sharp. - -
Tanner, Age 9
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: Because he hade no body to go with!
Tanner, Age 7
Clarabell was a cow, she tried to crow like a rooster but when she crowed in stead of saying “cock-a-doodle-doo” she said “cock-a-doodle-moooo”
Mikayla, Age 8
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ach!
Ach who?
Bless you! Do you have a cold?
Dwayne, Age 8
Q: What room has no walls, no doors and no windows?
A: Mushroom!
Ryan, Age 8
Q: What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
A: Let’s draw!
Tanner, Age 9
Q: What medicine does Dracula drink when he is sick?
A: Coffin drops!
Cynthia, Age 8
Q: What did the hammer say to the other hammer?
A: I broke a nail!
Colten, Age 11
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cow’s say!
Cow’s say who?
No cow’s say moo!!
Denise, Age 9
Q: Where does the catcher sit for Dinner?
A: Behind the plate!
Zack, Age 7
Q: What do you call a bull that swallowed a stick of dynamite?
A: (A-bomb-in-a-bull) !
Connor, Age 9
Q: What did one broom say to the other at night?
A: Sweep Tight!
Hannah, Age 10
Q: Why do cows where bells?
A: Because there horns don’t work!
Thomas, Age 8
Q: What did the girl melon say when the boy melon proposed?
A: We’re too young we cantaloupe.
Zack, Age 7
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tank!
Tank who?
Tank you,your welcome!
Delone , Age 10
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dwain!
Dwain who?
Dwain the bath tub... I’m Dwowning!
Crystal, Age 4
Q: What do you call a queen who plays golf?
A: The queen of clubs!
Amy, Age 12
Q: What did the butterfly say to the ant?
A: I like to go skydiving - -
Dallas, Age 8
Q:What happened to Yasmin when she couldn’t figure out a math problem?
A: She said "I have a really big problem"
Dallas, Age 8
Q: Why did the vampire cross the road?
A: To get to the UNDER side!
Nichole, Age 11
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
You don't need to cry about it!
Raelen, Age 5
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Banana split!
Deaja, Age 10
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut who?
Doughnut mind me I'm fine!
Hannah, Age 7
Q: What's invisible and smells like bananas?
A: Monkey Breath!
Rachel, Age 12
Q: Why did the basketball coach flood the gym?
A: Because he wanted the players to sink some baskets.
AMY, Age 12
Q: What ware glass shoes and weighs about 5,000 pounds?
A: Cindelaphant
Amy, Age 11
Q: What did one rock say to the other rock?
A: Nothing silly, rocks can't talk.
Hailey, Age 5
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rita!
Rita Who?
Rita (read a) book! You might learn something.
Erika, Age 11
Q: Why did Sponge Bob were two shirts to golf?
A: In case he got a hole in one.
Brooke, Age 10
Q: Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?
A: He wanted to watch time fly!
Madisson, Age 7
Q: Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Madden, Age 9
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A:
Because it had no-body to go with!
Arrie, Age 10
Q: What is black, white and green?
A:
Two zebras fighting over a pickle!
Demi, Age 10
Q: What do you get when you cross Luke Skywalker and a whopper?
A:
Luke Skywhopper!
Trever, Age 10
Q: What fish doesn't like to share?
A:
A shell-fish!
Hannah, Age 8
Q: Why does Spongebob prefer saltwater?
A: Because pepperwater makes him sneeze!
Ty, Age 9
Do you want to hear a construction joke?
Sorry, I'm still working on it!
Sam, Age 9
Q: What do you get when you cross a teacher with a chicken?
A: Eggxams!
Danny, Age 7
Q: Why is the flower such a good bike rider?
A: Because it has pedals!
Amelia, Age 6
Q: What does a skeleton say when he is going to eat?
A: Bone appetite!
Joel, Age 10
Q: What is a tree's favorite drink?
A: Root beer!
Kacy, Age 8
Q: Why did a kid bring a ladder to school?
A: Because he wanted to go to high-school!
Rylee, Age 8
Q: What is green and very dangerous?
A: Shark-infested lime jell-o!
Izabel, Age 8
Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A: To get his quarter back!
Taylor, Age 10
Q: What are a duck’s favorite snacks?
A: Quackers!
Julia, Age 6
Q: What do you call an alligator that goes undercover?
A: An investi-gator!
Alli, Age 10
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the feather slide!
Julia, Age 6
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side!
Julia, Age 6
Q: What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk?
A: Winnie the Pew!
Alli, Age 10
Q: Where did the sheep get his hair cut?
A: At the baa baa shop!
Alli, Age 10
Q: Why is baseball like a cake?
A: Because they both need a batter!
Alli, Age 10
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh!
Carly, Age 12
Q: How do you know when it’s raining cats and dogs outside?
A: When you step in a poodle!
Erica, Age 10
Q: If a car doesn’t have enough room, where does it put its stuff?
A: In its elephant!
Amanda, Age 9
Q: Where does a cow go on dates?
A: The mooovies!
Amanda, Age 5
Q: How did the chimp escape from his cage?
A: He used a monkey wrench!
Julia, Age 9
Q: Why didn't the Skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have enough Guts!
Alli, Age 10
Q: What did the snail say while riding on the back of turtle?
A: WEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Steve, Age 5
Q: Where did Washington keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies!
Katie Jo, Age 11
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: Becuase he wanted to go to the mooooovies!
Dana, Age 9
Q: What do you call a tuna that won't cross the sea?
A: The chicken of the sea!
Justin, Age 9
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup!
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Emily, Age 10
Q: Why did the policeman pull the banana over?
A: For peeling out!
Billy, Age 8
Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue!
Philip, Age 10
Waiter: How may I help you?
Customer: I will have a salad.
Waiter: With pleasure.
Customer: No, with salad dressing!
Joselyn, Age 10
Q: What did the scarf say to the toupee?
A: You go on a head, I'll go around!
Kara, Age 10
Q: What does a pickle say when it wants to play cards?
A: Dill me in!
Megan, Age 8
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A: Milk and quackers!
Brian, Age 8
Q: What do you call a female horse that stays up all night?
A: Night-mare!
Evan, Age 6
Q: What did the bug say when he hit the window?
A: I don't have the guts to do that again!
Jadie, Age 4
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8(ate) 9!
Mary, Age 8
Q: What is a tree's favorite drink?
A: Rootbeer!
Kacy, Age 7
Q: What room is impossible to die in?
A: The living room!
Cristina, Age 10
Q: What is the difference between a train and a teacher?
A: A teacher tells you to spit out your gum, but a train says, "Chew Chew!"
Miranda, Age 11
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
A: Swimtrunks!
Dalaney, Age 10
Q: Why don't rubber-bands write stories?
A: They don't like to stretch their minds!
Kyra, Age 8
Q: What are dog’s favorite kind of points?
A: Bone-us points!
Kyra, Age 8
Q: What do you call a corn-on-the-cob that tells bad jokes?
A: Corny!
Ashlynn, Age 7
Q: Where does a cow go to learn about history?
A: The MOOOOSEUM!
Xena, Age 11
Q: How do you keep a bull from charging?
A: By taking away his credit card!
Zana, Age 5
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a steak!
Andrew, Age 13
Q: What is Dracula’s favorite bean?
A: A human bean!
Kimberly, Age 9
Q: What is a wolf’s favorite holiday?
A: Howl-oween!
Madison, Age 9
Q: What do you call a snail on a ship?
A: A snailer!
Valeska, Age 7
Q: What did Washington wash?
A: A New Jersey!
Alexa, Age 13
Q: Why did the tourist throw his radio into the sea?
A: Because he wanted to see radio waves!
Raven, Age 11
Dad: Son, you have your shoes on the wrong feet.
Son: But these are the only feet I have!
Felecia, Age 12
Q: What does the lumberjack say when he doesn’t know the answer? A: I’m stumped!
Abigail, Age 8
Q: How do you say hi to a light bulb?
A: Watt's up?
Abbey, Age 8
Q: Why can't it rain two days in a row?
A: Because there's a night in between!
Morgan, Age 10
Q: Who did the ghost go to the movies with?
A: His ghoulfriend!
Sandra, Age 14
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Stan!
Stan who?
Stan back cause I’m coming through the door!
Lauren, Age 11
Q: One hundred copycats are sitting on a bridge. One fell over, how many are left?
A: None, they were copy cats!
Tristan & Aidan, Ages 10 & 6
Q. Why did Granny put rollerskats on her rocking-chair?
A. Because she wanted to rock & roll!
Alexis, Age 8
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce come in!
Sadie, Age 5
Q: How can you tell that the ocean is friendly?
A: It waves!
Amani, Age 9
Q: What does a penguin sing on its birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Madi, Age 7
Q: What did the duck say to the shop owner after he bought something? A: Put this on my bill!
Alexandra, Age 8
Q: Why did the golfer where two pairs of pants?
A: Because he got a hole in one!
Max, Age 8
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and an angel?
A: A Saint Bernard!
Kelly, Age 10
Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt!
Sarah, Age 10
Q: What is the hardest part of skate boarding?
A: The concrete!
Dean, Age 7
Q: What do U.S. football linebackers eat cereal from?
A: A super bowl!
Kayla, Age 9
Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: Porkchop!
Cameron, Age 9
Q: What dos a cat put on a mouseburger?
A: Catsup!
Rebecca, Age 10
Q: What day do chickens hate the most?
A: Fry-day!
Jordyn, Age 9
Q: Why did the kleenex dance across the table?
A: Because there was a boogie in it!
Shayne, Age 8
Q: What is a cat's favorite breakfast?
A: Micekrispies!
Jordyn, Age 9
Q: What do you call a fish with two knees?
A: A tuny fish!
Alissa, Age 9
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You're welcome!
Owen, Age 5
Q: What is a cd's favorite kind of dance?
A: The disc-o!
Jessica, Age 12
Q: What makes music on twenty-nine legs?
A: A school band!
Jessica, Age 12
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because it didn't have the guts!
Noah, Age 10
Q: Why did the monster go to the party?
A: Because he was a boogie man!
Kayla, Age 9
Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped
on?
A: It let out a little "wine!"
Adison, Age 6
Q: What happens to cows in earthquakes?
A: They make milkshakes!
Ashlyn, Age 10
I asked my freind why his nose was red and puffy and
he said, "because I smelled a brose." I said, "there
isn't a 'b' in rose."
He said, "well there was in that one!"
Haley, Age 8
Q: What do you get when you cross a centipede and
a parrot?
A. A walkietalkie!
Obed, Age 10
Q: What kind of key is used to open a banana?
A: Monkey!
Barrington, Age 13
Q: What is a bee sound like flying backwards?
A: zzub,zzub,zzub!
Joseph, Age 8
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin!
Justin Who?
You're Justin time for dinner!
Katherine, Age 11
Q: What do monkeys use to hang there stuff?
A: T-ape!
Spencer, Age 11
Q: What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
A: Hailing cabs!
Nick, Age 13
Q: When is the best time to go to the dentist?
A: Tooth hurty!
Memona, Age 7
Q: Why did the children eat their homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Vahini, Age 7
Q: What did the dog think of the sandpaper?
A: Ruff!
Matthew, Age 9
Q: A duck and a horse went out to eat; who paid?
A: The duck because he had the bill!
Kelsey, Age 9
Q: What do you get if you cross a snake and a kangaroo?
A: A jump rope!
Georgine, Age 11
Q: What's a scientist's favorite kind of candy?
A: Experi-mints!
Taylor, Age 12
Q: How many deer does it take to build Abraham Lincoln?
A: Five bucks!
Elizabeth
Knock Knock!
Who`s There?
Cargo!
Cargo who?
No, cargo beep beep!
Laura, Age 10
Q: What is a boxer's favorite drink?
A: Fruit punch!
G, Age 9
Q: Why was the picture in jail?
A: Because it got framed!
Keji, Age 9
Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: You take away its credit card!
Madyson, Age 3
Q: What has 8 wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!
Mairen, Age 9
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
Kyana, Age 7
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cows say!
Cows say who?
No, cows say moo!
Lauren, Age 11
Q: What room does a ghost dislike?
A: The living room!
Laurichelle, Age 12
Q: What is a bunny's favorite music?
A: Hippidy hop!
Amber, Age 9
Q: Why shouldn't you tell jokes when your ice skating?
A: Because the ice might crack up!
Kristen, Age 11
Q: What is Spongebob's favorite dance?
A: The square dance!
Emily, Age 9
Q: What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
A: Wrap!
Emily & Brittany, Ages 9 & 10
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Kanga!
Kanga who?
No, Kangaroo!
Bree, Age 9
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: Too get to the shell station!
Mason, Age 8
Q: why do bees have sticky hair?
A: because it uses a honeycomb!
Lily, Age7
Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt!
Brooklyn, Age 10
Q: Why did the stop sign go to the doctor?
A: Because he had a sign-us infection!
Aaron, Age 10
Q: Why shouldn't you tell secrets on a farm?
A: Because the corn has ears, the potatos have eyes and the beans
talk!
Nicholas, Age 10
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ketchup!
Ketchup who?
Ketchup to me later and I'll tell ya!
Callie, Age 3
Q: What does a sick chicken say?
A: I have the people pox!
Courtney, Age 4
Q: Why did the Easter bunny go to the dance?
A: To do the bunny hop!
Ashley, Age 9
Q: What loses its head every morning,but gets it back
every night?
A: A pillow!
Lydia, Age 4
Q: Why weren't the tigers playing cards?
A: Because there were cheetahs around!
charnae, Age 11
Q: What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
A: It cracks up!
Cassidy, Age 10
Q: What do whales spread on their bread for breakfast?
A: JELLYfish!
Hannah, Age 9
Q: What do skeletons say before they eat?
A: Bone appetite!
Chelsea, Age 9
Q: Why do spiders like computers?
A: Becuse they have thair one web site!
Stephanie, Age 9
Q: What is the best way to catch a fish?
A: Have someone throw it at you!
Karlie, Age 11
Q: How does a bee get to school?
A: On a school-buzz!
James, Age 9
Q: What is a snake's favorite subject?
A: Hisssssssstory!
Storm, Age 7
A: What is a kangaroo's favorite sport?
Q: Jump rope!
Shay, Age 10
Q: When is a tire a bad singer?
A: When it's flat!
Anonymous
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska Who?
Alaska 'nother person if you don't know the answer!
Kelly, Age 7
Q: Why aren't leopards good at hide-and-seek?
A: Because they're always spotted!
Anonymous
Q: What did Tennessee?
A: The same thing that Arkansas!
Matthew, Age 11
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Cow!
Cow who?
No silly, cows moo!
Nitzana, Age 8
Q: What did the math book say to the other math book?
A: I have lots of problems!
Lara, Age 9
Q: How does a penguin make its home?
A: Igloos it together!
Chris, Age 10
Q: What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
A: Boo-berry pie and I-scream!
Ethan, Age 9
Q: What do you call a cat that does everything right?
A: Purrrrfect!
Kylie, Age 7
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Honeycomb!
Honeycomb Who?
Honey, comb your hair!
Audryanna,Age 11
Q: How did the pirate get his boat so cheap?
A: He got it on sail!
Olivia, Age 7
Q: What did the sea say to the shore?
A: Nothing. It just waved!
Samantha, Age 6
Q: Where do dog's like to park their cars?
A: In a barking lot!
Ellie , Age 8
Q: Who was the leader of the popcorn army?
A: The kernel!
Kendel, Age 10
Q: How many feet are in a yard?
A: It depends on how many people are standing in it!
Mackenzie, Age 8
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh!
Clara, Age 9
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!
Michael, Age 6
Q: How much money does a skunk have?
A: One scent!
Kira, Age 9
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: He wanted to get to the bodyshop!
Ryann, Age 10
Q: Why did the dog go to the salon?
A: To get a shampoodle!
Savannah, Age 6
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell Station!
Osvaldo G., Age 6
Q: If a buttercup is yellow then what color is a hiccup?
A: Burr-ple!
Lexi, Age 8
Q: Where did Abraham Lincoln find his hat?
A: At the lost and founding fathers!
Eva, Age 8
Q: Why couldn't the teddy bear eat dessert?
A: Becaese he was STUFFED!
Emily B., Age 9
Q: Why don't monsters eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny!
Sirus, Age 10
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Just in the neighbor, thought I'd stop by.
Jai 'Lyn, Age 11
Q: What runs faster hot or cold?
A: Hot. Everyone can catch a cold.
Mikaila, Age 9
Q: What's a skleton's favorite food?
A: Ribs!
Shelby, Age 8
Q: What says zzub?
A: A bee flying backwords!
Kaylie, Age 7
Q: When does the doctor get mad?
A: When he runs out of patients
Hannah, Age 9
Q: What is a cat's favorite color?
A: Purrr-Ple
Maya, Age 9
Q: What did the wicked chicken lay
A: Deviled eggs
Lizeta, Age 9
Q: What do you call a computer superhero?
A: A screen saver!
Noah, Age 7
Q: What did the skeleton's mom tell him when he didn't eat dinner??
A: We need to put some meat on your bones!
Danielle, Age 10
Q: What do you call a grizzly bear witout teeth?
A: A Gummy Bear!
Sally, Age 11
Q: What do you call a gorilla that plays with clay?
A: A Harry Potter!
Cheyenne, Age 6
Q: Why did the kangaroo ask a cat for its opinion?
A: Because the cat was purrfect!
Lily, Age 6
Q: Who is the best dancer at a monster party?
A: The Boogieman!
Kaylynn Wohl, Age 9
Q: Where does an elephant keep his luggage?
A: In his trunk!
M egan Haverkorn, Age 9
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little "boogie" in it!
Shelby, Age 8
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: Because he felt crumbie!
Quinn, Age 8
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he had no guts!
Hunter, Age 10
Q: What goes up when the rain goes down?
A: An umbrella!
Hunter Farvour, Age 10
Q: Whats Count Dracula's favorite person on the basball team?
A: The batboy!
Joshua - Name
8 - Age
Q: If more than one mouse is mice, then what do you get when you
have more than one rat?
A: Rice!
Collin, Age 8
Q: What is a hampster's favorite game?
A: Hide and Squeak!
Zachary, Age 6
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut!
Ashley, Age 7
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Water
Water who?
Water you doin over there?
Shelby, Age 8
Q: Why did the pig write a letter to another pig?
A: Because he had a pen-pal!
Lilly, Age 10
Q: What did Delaware?
A: A New Jersey!
Christina, Age 12
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: A pork chop!
Jack, Age 10
Q: What did the lion say when his friend wouldn't
admit he cheated?
A: "Stop lion, you cheetah!"
Rebecca, Age 10
Q: What's a cows favorite activity?
A: Going to the mo-o-o-ives!
Latasia, Age 8
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Hoo
Who Hoo?
Is There an Owl In Here?
Michael, Age 10
Q: How does a cyclops spell every word?
A: With a single "i"!
Chad, Age 10
Q: What is a drum's favorite dance?
A: The Bango!
Michael, Age 10
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Tinkerbell
Tinkerbell who?
Tinkerbell's broken, I had to knock!
David, Age 6
Q: Why did the crow sit on the telephone?
A: To make a long-distance caw!
John, Age 6
Knock Knock
Who's There?
H!
H who?
Bless You!
Emily, Age 8
Q: What did the hungery mosquioto say to the other
mosquioto?
A: Let's go get a bite!
Lauren, Age 11
I went to a seafood disco last week....and I pulled
a mussel! Lauren, Age 5 and Miley, Age 14
Q: What is a watchdog good for?
A: For telling time!
TJ, Age 7
Q: Why did the frog go to the hospital?
A: He needed a hoperation!
Mason, Age 6
Q: What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A: Open toad!
Drake, Age 8
Q: What building has the most stories?
A: A Library!
Hunter, Age 9
Q: How do you stop a bull from charging?
A: Take all of his credit cards!
Sydney, Age 11
Q: What did the ocean say to the shore?
A: Nothing it just waved!
Braen, Age 7
Knock Knock
Who`s There?
Ken
Ken Who?
Ken you hear me?
Lizzie, Age 10
Q: What do you call a lighthouse without a light?
A: A darkhouse!
Alyssa, Age 9
Q: How do ducks celebrate special events?
A: With fire quackers!
John, Age 6
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tuna.
Tuna who?
Tuna piano and it'll sound better!
John, Age 6
Q: What happened to the tuna fisherman?
A: He got canned!
John, Age 6
Q: What is the difference between a teacher and a
train?
A: A teacher tells you not to chew gum, but a train says, "Choo
choo!"
Lilli, Age 10
Q:Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: He was feeling a little crumby!
Shawna, Age 12
Q: Where do fish go when they are sick?
A: The Doctopus!
Jordan, Age 6
Q: Which cat discorvered America?
A: Christofurry Columbus!
Q: Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble?"
A: Because they never learned good table manners!
Q: What key has legs but can't open doors?
A: A Turkey!
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Q: What do you call a dancing gobbler?
A: A jerky turkey!
Q: What sound does a space turkey make?
A: Hubble, hubble!
Q: Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
A: Otherwise it would be a chicken sedan!
Rahonda, Age 10
Q: Why couldn't the flower ride its bike?
A: Because it lost its petals!
Shawn, Age 8
Q: Where do super heroes go to shop?
A: The supermarket!
Lane, Age 9
Q: What did the X say after he took a bath?
A: Wow! I'm a Kleen-X!
Jessica, Age 10
Q: What kind of vehicle do bees drive?
A: Hummers!
Brinae, Age 8
Q: What crop does Willy Wonka grow?
A: Candy corn!
Brinae, Age 8
Q: What do you name a pair of watch dogs?
A: Timex and Rolex!
Brinae, Age 8
Q: What do you do when your nose goes on strike
A. Pick it
Joshua B, Age 12
Q: Why did the clock go back in time?
A: So he could go back for seconds.
Hannah, Age 11
Q: Where does a vampire take a bath?
A: In a batroom!
Nathan, Age 8
Q: What do you get when you cross a cheetah with
a cheeseburger?
A: Fastfood
Jessica, Age 8
Q: Why did the orange roll down the hill?
A: becuase it ran out of juice
Trevor, Age 6
Q: What did the cat say to the mice that stole his
cheese?
A: Cat, "Put that down, that's nacho cheese!"
Aaron, Age 8
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Tank
Tank Who?
Oh, you're welcome!
Marisa, Age 10
Q: Why did the dog want a suntan?
A: He wanted to be a hotdog!
Marisa, Age 10
Q: Why did the teacher marry the janitor?
A: Because he swept her off her feet!
Megan, Age 7
Q: Why did the golfer pack two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one!
Kristi, Age 11
Q: Why did the cow cross the street?
A: To get to the udder side!
Kalyn, Age 9
Q: Which skyscraper is haunted?
A: The Vampire State Building!
Dibakar, Age 10
Q: What do you call a cat that loves water?
A: A Catfish!
Kristin, Age 7
Dad:Did you eat the cookies?
Boy:I did not touch one of them.
Dad:I only see one.
Boy:That is the one I did not touch.
Julie and Jenna, Ages 9 and 6
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snow flakes!
Thomas-Scott, Age 8
Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A: A P-I-I-I-G!
Kristin, Age 10
Q: What kind of a dog loves to take a bath?
A: A Shampoodle!
Sabrina, Age 9
Q: How do you keep a dog from smelling?
A: Put a clothespin on his nose!
Sabrina, Age 9
Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
A: A walk!
Noah, 6 1/2
Q: What is a frog's favorite kind of music?
A: Hip-Hop!
Alexis, Age 9
Q: What did the hungry fly say to the other fly?
A: Let's go out for a bite!
Austin, Age 6
Q: What does a buffalo say to his son when he's leaving
for school?
A: Bison!
Rachael, Age 9
Q: What color is Santa's suit?
A: Rojo-ho-ho-ho!
Halsey, Age 8
Q: Who teased Rudolph about his nose?
A: Olive, the other reindeer!
Madison, Age 9
Q: Why did the birds come in at night when everyone
was sleeping?
A: Because they were birdlurs!
Leah, Age 5
Q: What would happen if you crossed a dinasour and
a can of pop?
A: A Burpasoris!
Kelly, Age 8
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: He was looking for a chick!
Lilli, Age 10
Q: What in space makes the sound, "Ka Pow, Ka
Pow?"
A: A shooting star!
Bailey, Age 7
Q: What do dinosaurs put on their valentines before
they mail them?
A: Stomps
Camryn, Age7
Q: What seven letters did the boy say when he opened
the cookie jar?
A: O I C U R M T
Avan, Age 8
Q: How do you get a tissue to dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!
Kloey, Age 6 1/2
Q: What do you get when you cross a turtle
and a porcupine?
A: A slow poke!
Isaac, Age 5
Q: What do you do when you see a big lion?
A: Hope it doesn't see you!
Crystal , Age 11
Q: If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an
astronaut get?
A: Missle toe!
Stephanie, Age 6
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A: A stick!
Sami, Age 3
Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
A: To the mooooovies!
Peyton, Age 7
Q: Why coulden't the pirate go to the movies?
A: Because it was rated "RRRRRRRRRR!"
Shawn, Age 8
Q: Why did the gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken!
Katy, Age 8
Q: What's green and short and goes camping?
A: A boy sprout!
Q: Why did the little boy keep running around his
bed?
A: Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
Q: What would you get if you crossed a teacher with
a vampire?
A: Lots of blood tests!
Q: Why did the nurse tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
Q: What do you call a magician in space?
A: A flying sorcerer!
Q: How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
A: You rock-et!
Q: What did the tree say to the monkey?
A: Stop swinging on my limbs—they are getting tired!
Ashley, Age 7
Q: Why did the pony go to the doctor?
A: He was a little hoarse!
Q: What is in the middle of a jelly fish?
A: A jellybutton!
Q: What is a witch's favorite suject in school?
A: Spelling!
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: Put it on my bill!
Q: How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?
A: You bump your nose on the ceiling!
Q: Why do cows have bells?
A: Because their horns don't work!
Q: What works only when it's fired?
A: A rocket!
Q: Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
A: He got sick of the hole business.
Q: What did the nose say to the kleenex?
A: I'll blow you away!
Liz, Age 11
Q: Why were the elephants thrown out of the pool?
A: They kept dropping their trunks!
Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He had no body to go with!
Q: What do you call the pub on Mars?
A: A Mars Bar!
Q: Why did the pony cough?
A: He was a little hoarse!
Q: How do you know when a dog has been naughty?
A: It leaves a little poodle on the carpet!
Q: What do little ghosts drink?
A: Evaporated milk.
Q: When do ghosts usually appear?
A: Just before someone screams.
Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day?
A: So they can fight knights.
Q: What would you find on a haunted beach?
A: A sand witch.
Q: What is black, white and red all over?
A: A sun-burnt zebra!
Kayla, Age 10
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