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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: Too get to the shell station!
Mason, Age 8
Q: why do bees have sticky hair?
A: because it uses a honeycomb!
Lily, Age7
Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt!
Brooklyn, Age 10
Q: Why did the stop sign go to the doctor?
A: Because he had a sign-us infection!
Aaron, Age 10
Q: Why shouldn't you tell secrets on a farm?
A: Because the corn has ears, the potatos have eyes and the beans
talk!
Nicholas, Age 10
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ketchup!
Ketchup who?
Ketchup to me later and I'll tell ya!
Callie, Age 3
Q: What does a sick chicken say?
A: I have the people pox!
Courtney, Age 4
Q: Why did the Easter bunny go to the dance?
A: To do the bunny hop!
Ashley, Age 9
Q: What loses its head every morning,but gets it back
every night?
A: A pillow!
Lydia, Age 4
Q: Why weren't the tigers playing cards?
A: Because there were cheetahs around!
charnae, Age 11
Q: What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
A: It cracks up!
Cassidy, Age 10
Q: What do whales spread on their bread for breakfast?
A: JELLYfish!
Hannah, Age 9
Q: What do skeletons say before they eat?
A: Bone appetite!
Chelsea, Age 9
Q: Why do spiders like computers?
A: Becuse they have thair one web site!
Stephanie, Age 9
Q: What is the best way to catch a fish?
A: Have someone throw it at you!
Karlie, Age 11
Q: How does a bee get to school?
A: On a school-buzz!
James, Age 9
Q: What is a snake's favorite subject?
A: Hisssssssstory!
Storm, Age 7
A: What is a kangaroo's favorite sport?
Q: Jump rope!
Shay, Age 10
Q: When is a tire a bad singer?
A: When it's flat!
Anonymous
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska Who?
Alaska 'nother person if you don't know the answer!
Kelly, Age 7
Q: Why aren't leopards good at hide-and-seek?
A: Because they're always spotted!
Anonymous
Q: What did Tennessee?
A: The same thing that Arkansas!
Matthew, Age 11
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Cow!
Cow who?
No silly, cows moo!
Nitzana, Age 8
Q: What did the math book say to the other math book?
A: I have lots of problems!
Lara, Age 9
Q: How does a penguin make its home?
A: Igloos it together!
Chris, Age 10
Q: What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
A: Boo-berry pie and I-scream!
Ethan, Age 9
Q: What do you call a cat that does everything right?
A: Purrrrfect!
Kylie, Age 7
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Honeycomb!
Honeycomb Who?
Honey, comb your hair!
Audryanna,Age 11
Q: How did the pirate get his boat so cheap?
A: He got it on sail!
Olivia, Age 7
Q: What did the sea say to the shore?
A: Nothing. It just waved!
Samantha, Age 6
Q: Where do dog's like to park their cars?
A: In a barking lot!
Ellie , Age 8
Q: Who was the leader of the popcorn army?
A: The kernel!
Kendel, Age 10
Q: How many feet are in a yard?
A: It depends on how many people are standing in it!
Mackenzie, Age 8
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh!
Clara, Age 9
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!
Michael, Age 6
Q: How much money does a skunk have?
A: One scent!
Kira, Age 9
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: He wanted to get to the bodyshop!
Ryann, Age 10
Q: Why did the dog go to the salon?
A: To get a shampoodle!
Savannah, Age 6
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell Station!
Osvaldo G., Age 6
Q: If a buttercup is yellow then what color is a hiccup?
A: Burr-ple!
Lexi, Age 8
Q: Where did Abraham Lincoln find his hat?
A: At the lost and founding fathers!
Eva, Age 8
Q: Why couldn't the teddy bear eat dessert?
A: Becaese he was STUFFED!
Emily B., Age 9
Q: Why don't monsters eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny!
Sirus, Age 10
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Just in the neighbor, thought I'd stop by.
Jai 'Lyn, Age 11
Q: What runs faster hot or cold?
A: Hot. Everyone can catch a cold.
Mikaila, Age 9
Q: What's a skleton's favorite food?
A: Ribs!
Shelby, Age 8
Q: What says zzub?
A: A bee flying backwords!
Kaylie, Age 7
Q: When does the doctor get mad?
A: When he runs out of patients
Hannah, Age 9
Q: What is a cat's favorite color?
A: Purrr-Ple
Maya, Age 9
Q: What did the wicked chicken lay
A: Deviled eggs
Lizeta, Age 9
Q: What do you call a computer superhero?
A: A screen saver!
Noah, Age 7
Q: What did the skeleton's mom tell him when he didn't eat dinner??
A: We need to put some meat on your bones!
Danielle, Age 10
Q: What do you call a grizzly bear witout teeth?
A: A Gummy Bear!
Sally, Age 11
Q: What do you call a gorilla that plays with clay?
A: A Harry Potter!
Cheyenne, Age 6
Q: Why did the kangaroo ask a cat for its opinion?
A: Because the cat was purrfect!
Lily, Age 6
Q: Who is the best dancer at a monster party?
A: The Boogieman!
Kaylynn Wohl, Age 9
Q: Where does an elephant keep his luggage?
A: In his trunk!
M egan Haverkorn, Age 9
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little "boogie" in it!
Shelby, Age 8
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: Because he felt crumbie!
Quinn, Age 8
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he had no guts!
Hunter, Age 10
Q: What goes up when the rain goes down?
A: An umbrella!
Hunter Farvour, Age 10
Q: Whats Count Dracula's favorite person on the basball team?
A: The batboy!
Joshua - Name
8 - Age
Q: If more than one mouse is mice, then what do you get when you
have more than one rat?
A: Rice!
Collin, Age 8
Q: What is a hampster's favorite game?
A: Hide and Squeak!
Zachary, Age 6
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut!
Ashley, Age 7
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Water
Water who?
Water you doin over there?
Shelby, Age 8
Q: Why did the pig write a letter to another pig?
A: Because he had a pen-pal!
Lilly, Age 10
Q: What did Delaware?
A: A New Jersey!
Christina, Age 12
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: A pork chop!
Jack, Age 10
Q: What did the lion say when his friend wouldn't
admit he cheated?
A: "Stop lion, you cheetah!"
Rebecca, Age 10
Q: What's a cows favorite activity?
A: Going to the mo-o-o-ives!
Latasia, Age 8
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Hoo
Who Hoo?
Is There an Owl In Here?
Michael, Age 10
Q: How does a cyclops spell every word?
A: With a single "i"!
Chad, Age 10
Q: What is a drum's favorite dance?
A: The Bango!
Michael, Age 10
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Tinkerbell
Tinkerbell who?
Tinkerbell's broken, I had to knock!
David, Age 6
Q: Why did the crow sit on the telephone?
A: To make a long-distance caw!
John, Age 6
Knock Knock
Who's There?
H!
H who?
Bless You!
Emily, Age 8
Q: What did the hungery mosquioto say to the other
mosquioto?
A: Let's go get a bite!
Lauren, Age 11
I went to a seafood disco last week....and I pulled
a mussel! Lauren, Age 5 and Miley, Age 14
Q: What is a watchdog good for?
A: For telling time!
TJ, Age 7
Q: Why did the frog go to the hospital?
A: He needed a hoperation!
Mason, Age 6
Q: What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A: Open toad!
Drake, Age 8
Q: What building has the most stories?
A: A Library!
Hunter, Age 9
Q: How do you stop a bull from charging?
A: Take all of his credit cards!
Sydney, Age 11
Q: What did the ocean say to the shore?
A: Nothing it just waved!
Braen, Age 7
Knock Knock
Who`s There?
Ken
Ken Who?
Ken you hear me?
Lizzie, Age 10
Q: What do you call a lighthouse without a light?
A: A darkhouse!
Alyssa, Age 9
Q: How do ducks celebrate special events?
A: With fire quackers!
John, Age 6
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tuna.
Tuna who?
Tuna piano and it'll sound better!
John, Age 6
Q: What happened to the tuna fisherman?
A: He got canned!
John, Age 6
Q: What is the difference between a teacher and a
train?
A: A teacher tells you not to chew gum, but a train says, "Choo
choo!"
Lilli, Age 10
Q:Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: He was feeling a little crumby!
Shawna, Age 12
Q: Where do fish go when they are sick?
A: The Doctopus!
Jordan, Age 6
Q: Which cat discorvered America?
A: Christofurry Columbus!
Q: Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble?"
A: Because they never learned good table manners!
Q: What key has legs but can't open doors?
A: A Turkey!
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Q: What do you call a dancing gobbler?
A: A jerky turkey!
Q: What sound does a space turkey make?
A: Hubble, hubble!
Q: Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
A: Otherwise it would be a chicken sedan!
Rahonda, Age 10
Q: Why couldn't the flower ride its bike?
A: Because it lost its petals!
Shawn, Age 8
Q: Where do super heroes go to shop?
A: The supermarket!
Lane, Age 9
Q: What did the X say after he took a bath?
A: Wow! I'm a Kleen-X!
Jessica, Age 10
Q: What kind of vehicle do bees drive?
A: Hummers!
Brinae, Age 8
Q: What crop does Willy Wonka grow?
A: Candy corn!
Brinae, Age 8
Q: What do you name a pair of watch dogs?
A: Timex and Rolex!
Brinae, Age 8
Q: What do you do when your nose goes on strike
A. Pick it
Joshua B, Age 12
Q: Why did the clock go back in time?
A: So he could go back for seconds.
Hannah, Age 11
Q: Where does a vampire take a bath?
A: In a batroom!
Nathan, Age 8
Q: What do you get when you cross a cheetah with
a cheeseburger?
A: Fastfood
Jessica, Age 8
Q: Why did the orange roll down the hill?
A: becuase it ran out of juice
Trevor, Age 6
Q: What did the cat say to the mice that stole his
cheese?
A: Cat, "Put that down, that's nacho cheese!"
Aaron, Age 8
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Tank
Tank Who?
Oh, you're welcome!
Marisa, Age 10
Q: Why did the dog want a suntan?
A: He wanted to be a hotdog!
Marisa, Age 10
Q: Why did the teacher marry the janitor?
A: Because he swept her off her feet!
Megan, Age 7
Q: Why did the golfer pack two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one!
Kristi, Age 11
Q: Why did the cow cross the street?
A: To get to the udder side!
Kalyn, Age 9
Q: Which skyscraper is haunted?
A: The Vampire State Building!
Dibakar, Age 10
Q: What do you call a cat that loves water?
A: A Catfish!
Kristin, Age 7
Dad:Did you eat the cookies?
Boy:I did not touch one of them.
Dad:I only see one.
Boy:That is the one I did not touch.
Julie and Jenna, Ages 9 and 6
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snow flakes!
Thomas-Scott, Age 8
Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A: A P-I-I-I-G!
Kristin, Age 10
Q: What kind of a dog loves to take a bath?
A: A Shampoodle!
Sabrina, Age 9
Q: How do you keep a dog from smelling?
A: Put a clothespin on his nose!
Sabrina, Age 9
Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
A: A walk!
Noah, 6 1/2
Q: What is a frog's favorite kind of music?
A: Hip-Hop!
Alexis, Age 9
Q: What did the hungry fly say to the other fly?
A: Let's go out for a bite!
Austin, Age 6
Q: What does a buffalo say to his son when he's leaving
for school?
A: Bison!
Rachael, Age 9
Q: What color is Santa's suit?
A: Rojo-ho-ho-ho!
Halsey, Age 8
Q: Who teased Rudolph about his nose?
A: Olive, the other reindeer!
Madison, Age 9
Q: Why did the birds come in at night when everyone
was sleeping?
A: Because they were birdlurs!
Leah, Age 5
Q: What would happen if you crossed a dinasour and
a can of pop?
A: A Burpasoris!
Kelly, Age 8
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: He was looking for a chick!
Lilli, Age 10
Q: What in space makes the sound, "Ka Pow, Ka
Pow?"
A: A shooting star!
Bailey, Age 7
Q: What do dinosaurs put on their valentines before
they mail them?
A: Stomps
Camryn, Age7
Q: What seven letters did the boy say when he opened
the cookie jar?
A: O I C U R M T
Avan, Age 8
Q: How do you get a tissue to dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!
Kloey, Age 6 1/2
Q: What do you get when you cross a turtle
and a porcupine?
A: A slow poke!
Isaac, Age 5
Q: What do you do when you see a big lion?
A: Hope it doesn't see you!
Crystal , Age 11
Q: If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an
astronaut get?
A: Missle toe!
Stephanie, Age 6
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A: A stick!
Sami, Age 3
Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
A: To the mooooovies!
Peyton, Age 7
Q: Why coulden't the pirate go to the movies?
A: Because it was rated "RRRRRRRRRR!"
Shawn, Age 8
Q: Why did the gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken!
Katy, Age 8
Q: What's green and short and goes camping?
A: A boy sprout!
Q: Why did the little boy keep running around his
bed?
A: Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
Q: What would you get if you crossed a teacher with
a vampire?
A: Lots of blood tests!
Q: Why did the nurse tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
Q: What do you call a magician in space?
A: A flying sorcerer!
Q: How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
A: You rock-et!
Q: What did the tree say to the monkey?
A: Stop swinging on my limbs—they are getting tired!
Ashley, Age 7
Q: Why did the pony go to the doctor?
A: He was a little hoarse!
Q: What is in the middle of a jelly fish?
A: A jellybutton!
Q: What is a witch's favorite suject in school?
A: Spelling!
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: Put it on my bill!
Q: How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?
A: You bump your nose on the ceiling!
Q: Why do cows have bells?
A: Because their horns don't work!
Q: What works only when it's fired?
A: A rocket!
Q: Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
A: He got sick of the hole business.
Q: What did the nose say to the kleenex?
A: I'll blow you away!
Liz, Age 11
Q: Why were the elephants thrown out of the pool?
A: They kept dropping their trunks!
Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He had no body to go with!
Q: What do you call the pub on Mars?
A: A Mars Bar!
Q: Why did the pony cough?
A: He was a little hoarse!
Q: How do you know when a dog has been naughty?
A: It leaves a little poodle on the carpet!
Q: What do little ghosts drink?
A: Evaporated milk.
Q: When do ghosts usually appear?
A: Just before someone screams.
Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day?
A: So they can fight knights.
Q: What would you find on a haunted beach?
A: A sand witch.
Q: What is black, white and red all over?
A: A sun-burnt zebra!
Kayla, Age 10
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